Montevideo's BEST Kept Secret: Merit Apart & Suites Luxury Awaits!
Montevideo, You Secret Diva: Seriously, Merit Apart & Suites? Wow.
Okay, folks, let's talk. I'm back from Montevideo, and I'm still reeling. I'm talking about Merit Apart & Suites Luxury Awaits!, a place that, frankly, deserves a serious standing ovation. Forget those tourist traps – this place is the city's hush-hush ace in the hole. And believe you me, I'm spilling the beans because you deserve to know.
Accessibility & Ease: They Actually Get It! (And That's Rare!)
Alright, let's start practical. For those of us who travel with accessibility needs, finding a truly accessible hotel is like stumbling upon a unicorn. Merit Apart & Suites? They've got the goods. Elevators? Check. Accessible rooms? Big check! They've clearly thought this through, which, honestly, made me breathe a sigh of relief. The front desk is 24-hour, which is a godsend after a long flight. And the convenience store? Saved my bacon (and my craving for Uruguayan dulce de leche) more than once.
Internet – My Digital Oxygen!
Okay, this is important for me because I have the attention span of a goldfish. No one wants weak Wi-Fi, right? Merit comes through. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! That's right. Internet Access – LAN? Also, yes. Internet services are on point, meaning I could, you know, actually work while enjoying the luxury. And Wi-Fi in public areas is a lifesaver because sometimes, you just need to chill with a cafe con leche outside your room.
Cleanliness & Safety: Seriously, Relax (They Take This Seriously)
Let's be honest, we're all a little germ-phobic these days. Merit takes the pandemic seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products? Double-check. Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha. Rooms sanitized between stays? Triple-check. They even had little bottles of hand sanitizer everywhere! It made me feel safe and sound, which, honestly, is priceless. They have things like Hot water linen and laundry washing, Individually-wrapped food options, and staff trained in safety protocol. Even the Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. I slept well, knowing they were doing their thing.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: My Stomach's Happy Place
Now, let's get to the good stuff. Forget bland hotel buffets. Merit has a real dining scene.
- Restaurants: I’m not a huge buffet fan, but the Breakfast [buffet] was actually pretty good. They also offer Asian cuisine in restaurant, and International cuisine in restaurant, so options abound.
- Room Service: Room service [24-hour] is a must for me, especially after those late-night explorations.
I had a coffee/tea in restaurant and it was like a warm hug. I also enjoyed the Poolside bar - there's truly no feeling like sipping a cocktail in the Montevideo sun! And the Snack bar was PERFECT for a quick bite between adventures.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: The Spa… Oh, the Spa!
Okay, this is where Merit REALLY shines.
- The Pool with a View: The Swimming pool [outdoor] wasn't just a pool. It was an experience. The view from the pool? Jaw-dropping. Honestly, I spent a considerable amount of time just staring at the city from the pool. This alone is worth the stay.
- The Spa: Now, listen up. The Spa at Merit is not to be missed. I'm a sucker for a good Body scrub, and their one? Pure Bliss. The Sauna was excellent to unwind after a long day. And don't even get me started on the Massage. I was floating! Seriously, I felt like a new person. I went for the Spa/sauna after a long day and just melted. They have Steamroom for those that like it, and Foot bath.
- Fitness Center: I, uh, I looked at the Fitness center… mostly. I was too busy enjoying the food and the spa, okay? No judgment!
- Other delights: There's also a Terrace, a Shrine, a Kids meal, and they can arrange Meetings.
Rooms & Amenities: My Personal Oasis
My room? It was a sanctuary.
- The Bed: The Extra long bed was incredible. I slept like a log.
- Air Conditioning: Thank goodness for the Air conditioning, because Montevideo can get HOT.
- The Details: I'm talking Bathrobes, Slippers, Free bottled water, a Coffee/tea maker, a Refrigerator, and a Mini bar. They even have Blackout curtains! Pure bliss.
- Technology: Wi-Fi [free] worked like a charm, and I had the desk to get work done, too.
Services and Conveniences: They Thought of EVERYTHING!
Merit provides a lot of practical help and amenities that make a stay comfortable.
- Concierge: The Concierge was fantastic. They helped me with everything, from booking taxis to recommending the best local restaurants. Daily housekeeping was excellent, and I appreciated the little touches, like wake-up service.
- Practicalities: They have cash withdrawal, a currency exchange, and a dry cleaning service. They even offer Food delivery.
- Business travelers: They have Business facilities, Meeting/banquet facilities, and Xerox/fax in business center.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly Fun!
- Babysitting service? Check. Family/child friendly? Absolutely. They even have Kids facilities!
Getting Around: Easy Peasy
- Airport transfer: Seamless.
- Car parking [on-site] is free!
- Taxi service is readily available.
- Car power charging station! A lot of hotels are behind the times on this, but Merit is on top of things.
The Quirks & The "Realness"
Okay, here's where I get real. Not everything was flawless. The elevator sometimes took a while. And once, the coffee in the lobby was a little… weak. But honestly? Minor quibbles. The overall experience was so overwhelmingly positive that these tiny imperfections were just… charming. It felt like a real, lived-in place, not a sterile hotel chain.
Merit's Secret Weapon: The Staff
Honestly? The staff is what makes Merit truly special. They're not just polite; they're genuinely helpful, friendly, and know the city. They went above and beyond to make sure I had a fantastic stay. They are Staff trained in safety protocol.
The Verdict: Book It. Now.
Merit Apart & Suites is not just a hotel. It's an experience. It's a haven. It's my new favorite place in Montevideo.
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Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your gramma's itinerary. This is "My Montevideo Meltdown & Maybe Mirth" itinerary. And it's going to be a mess. Just like me.
Day 1: Arrival - Montevideo, or "Where's My Suitcase?!"
- Morning (Err, Whenever I Drag Myself Out of Bed): Fly into Carrasco International Airport (MVD). Ugh, airports. The land of lukewarm coffee and existential dread. Remember to breathe. And pray your luggage made it. (Spoiler alert: mine rarely does.)
- Anxiety Level: 8/10 - Will they actually have my gluten-free options in the airport cafe?
- Afternoon: Taxi to Merit Montevideo Apart & Suites. Fingers crossed the driver doesn't try to scam me. (Travel tip: learn a few basic Spanish phrases, like "Cuánto cuesta?" and "¡Soy pobre!") Check in.
- Real Talk: Apparently, I booked a "superior" room. Which, based on the tiny elevator, I'm guessing has a slightly better view of the… uh… air conditioning units? The lobby smells like… well, a hotel lobby. You know.
- Quirky Observation: The receptionist has a really intense stare. Is she sizing me up? Does she know about the time I cried over a spilled croissant in Paris? I'm going to blame jet lag.
- Evening: Explore the neighborhood. Find a mercado ASAP for snacks and the inevitable need for comfort food. Walk the Rambla (coastal walkway). Try to avoid getting accosted by overly friendly seagulls. They're the street performers of the bird world.
- Emotional Reaction: Holy guacamole, the view from the Rambla! The ocean! The sky! I want to bottle this feeling and take it home. Pure bliss. (And then I will probably spill something on myself.)
- The Imperfection: I can't find a mercado. All that's open are… parrillas. My Spanish is terrible, and I'm starving. This is not going well. Ordering by pointing at a menu? Probably my only option.
Day 2: Casco Histórico - "Lost in Time (and Possibly Literally)"
- Morning: Breakfast at the hotel… which is mostly stale bread and lukewarm coffee. (See? My expectations were low, and they still managed to disappoint.) Head to Ciudad Vieja (Old Town). Explore Plaza Independencia, Teatro Solís, and all the history.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, the Teatro Solís is stunning, but seriously, someone get me a decent croissant! This is a tragedy of epic proportions. I'm so hangry right now!
- Messier Structure: wandered into the Mercado del Puerto, hungry and a bit desperate. The sheer carnage of meat cooking over open flames is… well, it's a lot. It’s beautiful and horrifying, all at once. The smell! OH, the smell! I, uh, may have ordered a chivito. God help me.
- Quirky Observation: The cobblestone streets of the Ciudad Vieja are charming… until you try to navigate them in sensible shoes. This is a workout! And I haven't even started exploring the actual workout activities in the city.
- Afternoon: Wandering further into Ciudad Vieja, this time with a map. Get totally, hopelessly lost. (It's part of the adventure, right?) Maybe even find a cute little café.
- The Rambles Begin: Okay, so I got "lost." That's a massive understatement. I wandered into some tiny alley, and thought, "Oh, a secret doorway!" Turns out, it was just a dead end. The map is useless. I'm convinced they're doing it on purpose, like an art installation, just to mess with us poor tourists.
- Evening: Dinner in Ciudad Vieja. Try to find a restaurant that doesn’t specialize in… mostly meat. I need some vegetables. Probably just some water.
- Opinionated language: Okay, the food scene is good, but the music… I'm sorry but sometimes it's just too much. It's… intense. Sometimes just a small, quiet moment is needed.
Day 3: Beach Day & the "Chocolate Debacle"
- Morning: Bus to Pocitos Beach. Sunbathe, swim (if brave enough), and people-watch.
- Anxiety Level: 5/10 - Sunscreen? Check. Hat? Check. Ability to relax in public? TBD.
- The Imperfection: The beach is lovely, but the waves are seriously…wimpy. I was expecting surfing! I may as well go swimming in a kiddie pool. I'm starting to get the feeling this itinerary is going to be a bit of an unrealistic pipe dream.
- Afternoon: The Chocolate Debacle. This is important; I'll double down on this single experience. I decided to treat myself to some artisanal chocolate from a shop I found online. Big mistake. It was my weakness, my Achilles heel. Not only was it incredibly expensive, but it turned out to be weirdly flavored with… I kid you not… yerba mate. In chocolate form. I wanted to love it, I tried to love it; but the only thing I could think about was how it was bitter. I’m not even a big chocolate fan, but this was just wrong! The shop assistant just watched me, face unreadable. I had to take a bite and smile and then just….eat the whole thing. This memory is going to haunt my dreams. Never trust chocolate online. And for the love of god, stick to plain chocolate.
- Evening: Quick walk back in front of the hotel and a quick dinner. Nothing too exciting. I am still not sure how to deal with the chocolate nightmare.
- Emotional Reaction: Okay, chocolate debacle aside, I actually enjoyed the beach. Kind of. The people-watching was great. But that chocolate… I'm going to need therapy. And maybe a whole box of plain, unadulterated chocolate.
Day 4: "The Last Day" - More Rambles, More Meltdowns? Who Knows!
- Morning: Take a cooking class. Learn a classic Uruguayan dish? (Maybe try chivito again… but with some vegetables this time.)
- Real Time Anecdote: Okay, the cooking class was actually pretty fun… until I set the kitchen on fire… or, at least, singed the edge of a dish towel. Let's just say, fire safety is not my strong suit.
- Afternoon: Last-minute souvenir shopping. Avoid the tourist traps. Find something… unique.
- Quirky Observation: Uruguayans seem to love their mate. Everywhere you look, people are carrying those weird little gourds and metal straws. I may be tempted. (Probably not.)
- Evening: Final dinner. Try to find a restaurant with a view. Reflect on the journey. Start packing. Prepare for departure. Cue the end of the world.
- Messier Structure: Okay, so… I am not ready to go home. I need more time. More chocolate. More… something. Definitely the beach. I have not even tried the mate. The pressure of going home is starting to weigh me down. I am a mess! But also… I've had some fun. I think. I am really going to think about all of this later. I’m thinking about adding more random places to my next trip. Okay, I’m gonna go find that restaurant with a view. Wish me luck!
- Opinionated language: Ugh. Packing. The worst. And I'm probably going to forget something important, like my toothbrush. Or, even worse, my sanity.
Day 5: Departure - "Adios, Uruguay! (Until Next Time, Hopefully)"
- Morning: Depart from Carrasco International Airport (MVD). Check my luggage… again. Pray it arrives this time.
- Anxiety Level: 9/10 - Will I miss my flight? Will I have enough time to grab a final, disastrous coffee? Will I ever escape the shadow of the yerba mate chocolate?
- Emotional Reaction: This trip has been a rollercoaster of highs and lows, mostly lows. But I’m… I'm glad I came. Montevideo, you crazy, beautiful, slightly-disappointing city, you will be missed. Until next time… maybe! And probably, after some serious therapy.
- The Imperfection: As I’m writing this, it seems like I'm going to miss the plane—
Final Notes:
- This itinerary is a suggestion. Don't be afraid to deviate.
- Embrace the chaos.
- Learn some basic Spanish (seriously).
- Pack snacks.
- Most importantly: Enjoy the journey, imperfections and all!
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